Bernie Sanders bonks head in shower


Presidential hopeful and self-proclaimed socialist Senator Bernie Sanders apparently bonked his head while in the shower yesterday. The full frontal cranial assault resulted in 7 stitches and a massive migraine.

However, slipping on a bar of soap and cracking his head open didn’t slow old Bernie down one bit. He is still expected to attend all his scheduled events as he currently is in preparation for his presidential bid. He will be heading to Nevada for his scheduled rally in hope of picking up steam as he did in the 2016 elections.

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